Hey to:
Lyle: carrots.. lol .. turnip yes!. LoVeS yOu LoTtS!! lol *don't forget*
Jessica: Janice Doe?? Im not even on the internet!!! lol. 7 months for jessica and spencer is $10 for me yay! well see
Brandon: those guys at the store tryin to look at the rated X movies lol
Julia: I knows what he got yah.. you'll never sleep again.lol.... god sent me and angel i thot it was the least i could do..awwww
Leah: man ill never forget our vanilla yogurt!!
Ashley: SoS
Jodie: Bye...See you and youre cool hat tomorrow lmfao
Josh: We can be grounded buddies... 68% youd rather have 69! lol
whitney: id have a sweet clue
adam L: shut up bout my glasses i knows they looks good..concietedm lol jk
nick: ur friend sean is sooo ugly lol.. you have to go do your chores
jordan G. i knows what u got julia for xmas! lol. shh
Jordan H. You helped me do dishes at my house! lol so funny
Adam A. -> I do not look like mallory
*Blonde Jokes*
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
